me: I don’t care what you say. I really like the new Katy Perry record.
Josh: Ah, because it’s awesome!
me: It’s like, when I listen to it I feel like I have a girlfriend… but a girlfriend I don’t have to feed or listen to delusional stories about why the whole city is out to get her.
Josh: Listen, girls tend to get in the way of my Sunday night HBO programming. If a girl does that, then we’re gonna have a problem.” —
phone conversations with my best friend. (via yearoftheninja)
Blake & I always discuss interesting things.